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John Cena’s Psychiatrist Confirms ‘We Can All See You You Absolute Cunt’

John Cena’s Psychiatrist Confirms ‘We Can All See You You Absolute Cunt’

WWE superstar John Cena has been told today by his psychiatrist that the whole world can see him and that he should cop the fuck on.

Cena, known for his trademark ‘Can’t See Me’ slogan, is a regular on the WWE circuit and one of their highest paid stars.

The slogan is thought to derive from the fact that most wrestling fans are infantile in nature and seemingly unaware that if you hide behind your own hand the world can still see you. 

‘The man’s a moron’ stated psychiatrist Sarah Ratzzberger. ‘He honestly thinks people can’t see him. Piaget would be amazed. And like he’s a big guy!’.

It is expected that Cena will be admitted soon for closer observation.

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