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‘What, Yokes Are Illegal?’ Asks Younglad Off His Tits

‘What, Yokes Are Illegal?’ Asks Younglad Off His Tits

There was confusion and no hesitancy today in Ireland as a ruling in the Court of Appeal found that certain drugs, such as ecstasy, magic mushrooms and ketamine are now legal to possess.

The court found that the Misuse of Drugs Act 1977 was added to a ministerial order without recourse to the Oireachtas, in violation of article 15 of the Constitution, or something like that.

Galway Daily News spoke to the users of some of these fine products at a local hotspot and found that not many people actually gave a fuck.

‘I partake in the odd use of a yoke or two merely to expand my horizons. It aids me in my wain attempt to understand the immense complexities of the human condition, particularly in a Wittgensteinian or Nietschean sense of course’, stated 22 year old Mark Smith.

Mark’s friend Roger, a 19 year old disco and Motown aficionado, expounded on his friend’s theory, ‘I love you man, like really fucking love you. This beat is the shit man, listen for the part when it drops, oh my fucking god ya. Did ya hear it ya? Did ya? Ah shtop man your wrecking me buzz. Illegal, yokes? Fuck off’.

The government ministers, who we are told never ever had fun ever, will be expected to pass legislation immediately to close the loophole just like when they passed the emergency legislation that jailed all the bankers.

 

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