Bishop Of Elphin Politely Asked To ‘Go Fuck Off Back To The Fourteenth Century’
The normal rational thinking people of Ireland have shown a united front as they told the Bishop of Elphin to ‘take his homophobic nonsensical anti science bullshit and fuck off back to the fourteenth century’.
Kevin Doran, a man who believes that he should abstain from all sexual relations while simultaneously commenting on what consenting adults do in their own time, told the media today that gay parents were not ‘proper parents’ and that the ‘jury is still out’ on whether people were born gay.
The Bishop was tracked down to a cave in Wicklow, where he now resides, spending his days wondering whether people that have dogs are dog owners and if people born in Ireland are Irish born.
Mr Doran believes that traditional marriage and the traditional family unit as declared in the Bible is the only logical way.
‘One man and multiple wives, healthy beatings and mass misogyny, and killing your son for working on the sabbath. These are what I hold dear’, stated the man who believes the bible is metaphorical until it confirms his predetermined bias.