‘I Won’t Thump The Wife Today In Honour Of International Women’s Day’, Says Gentleman
34 year old Richard Browne has today decided not to beat his long suffering wife to a pulp in honour of International Women’s Day.
The celebratory day was started in 1968 to give humans born without penises a day for themselves, and, allow men to treat them like shite for the remaining 364 days.
‘I was going to give her a puck in the jaw this morning until she went and notified me of this splendid day of female empowerment’ stated the sympathetic spouse, ‘I will treat her like a queen for the day. I won’t beat her and threaten assaults at the lightest of indiscretions’.
Thousands of abused and discriminated women around the world will celebrate as the world unifyingly blinds itself into thinking it will make an iota of a difference.
Domestic violence and the subjugation of women is not just a matter for backward places like Saudi Arabia and County Cork, but everywhere there is a woman there will be a man to treat her badly.
‘I can’t wait until 12 and then I will show her my love once again, oh believe me I will’, said Richard in closing.