Vincent Browne Maims Hundreds As He Enters O Donnell Estate
Broadcaster and former MMA champion Vincent Browne remains in Garda custody today following his arrest for violent conduct and actual bodily harm after attacking up to 120 people at the O Donnell family siege last night.
The TV3 presenter was seen on amateur video footage roundhouse kicking up to twenty seven individuals from the so called ‘Land League’ whilst dressed in a black bandana.
He then proceeded to throw an unidentified powder into the eyes of another group in a ninja style defence action made famous by Vincent from his days in court.
It is then believed Mr Browne entered the home of the former human, O Donnell, where he once again went on the rampage, kicking and ‘nipple crippling’ numerous onlookers and shouting ‘get this shit on camera’ before leaving the bog standard property through a skylight and running on the surface of the water of the family’s swimming pool.
In other news, the ghost of Michael Davitt was spotted last night at an irony festival held by Fianna Fail in Wexford.