Local Lad Looking Forward To Family Reunion In Castlerea Prison
Arriving at court with a smile on his face, 19 year old Paddy Bradley, wearing Reebok Classics and his tracksuit pants tucked into his socks, stated that he is ‘more than likely getting sent but couldn’t give two fucks’.
‘Sure all me family is up there, me uncles Pat, Willie, Bernard, me cousins Christopher, Eddie and Jamesie, me brother Dessie and me Auldone Kathleen. Sure even in the court like a few a dem does be up like. All the family does be in for da gander’.
Facing a plethora of charges from arson to armed robbery, Paddy’s mother revealed her joy at the predicted arrival of her 32nd youngest son.
‘He’s a tome enough auld feen our Paddy, sure he didn’t evn shtart beegin til he was about 17, pure late he was. We thought he was gonna go straight and proper like an aul innocent queerboy’.
All his extended family are expected to greet his arrival with the consuming of some prison hooch and the administration of some fire to a finely rolled spliff of quality soap.