Exclusive: Larry Murphy Admits It’s Tough Out There On The Dating Scene
During an exclusive interview with Galway Daily News, self confessed ladies man Larry Murphy, has revealed it is as competitive as ever on the dating scence.
Valentine’s Day is usually a day of companionship, warmth and romance but Larry is finding it increasingly tough to find the right lady for him.
“I seem to scare them all away, no one seems to want to give me a go” said a clearly sad Murphy, “we all make mistakes like and in the past I was in a small bit of trouble but that’s over and done with now and I want to settle down”.
He added that any romantic gestures he makes, such as, jumping out from behind the bushes or putting his bloodied hand over their mouth goes unrequited.
Local Lady Pamela Joyce, whose daughter Murphy has had his eye on for the past few weeks spoke to us as she was packing her bags “I am fucking out of here, I am going to Aruba or some shite”.
So this Valentine’s lets spare a thought for the single guys out there who will be alone on this most romantic day of the year.