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Castlepark Youngfella Declares ‘I’m Not The Worsht Like’ Despite 47 Convictions

Castlepark Youngfella Declares ‘I’m Not The Worsht Like’ Despite 47 Convictions

Castlepark resident and father of six or so Christopher ‘skag’ Flanagan has once again reiterated that he is far from the worst younglad in the locality.

‘Sure most of the feens around here do be stabbing youngfellas and breaking grannies windows’, ‘I only ever stabbed one fool but I didn’t even take it that serious like cos I was laughing most of the time’.

Some of Mr Flanagan’s convictions include, ‘batterin’ some gomey, beegin’ a pogue, slapping a few bures, breaking up a gaf and pucking a dog in the gowl’ he admitted.

I'm not the worsht like

I’m not the worsht like

Mr Flanagan’s mother Kathleen spoke to Galway Daily News through a haze of silk cut purple smoke in the sittingroom of their council house. ‘ara he’s a nice lad like, sure he’s in trouble now and again but that’s just cos the shades do be plaguing him’.

Despite clearly being in the wrong place at the wrong time 47 times, Christopher believes he can go straight and become a upstanding memeber of the community.

“I am gonna do an auld Fas scheme or some shite like to keep myself out of trouble as soon as I have a few court summons over and done with” he said, as he caught a passing younglad and stole a cigarette from his mouth.

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